Chuck Norris........................jajajajajajajajaja!

De esas veces en que no tiene uno nada que hacer..................bendito seas YouTube.




Para conocer mas "hechos" visiten la pagina http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Algunas frases estan mamonas pero la gran mayoria estan de risa como estas:

- Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

- Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

- Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

- Chuck Norris hand is the only hand capable of beating a Royal Flush in Poker.

- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

- When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

- Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

- Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.